The Joys of Motherhood...
Tonight was Kyle and Mason's program at school. We stayed so that we could see them both perform, it was at the point that Mason coughed so hard that he passed gas that we left. Madi could not stop laughing at this hysterical moment. I can't say that I blame her much, that sounds like something I would have laughed hysterically at too, before I grew up into the mature woman that I am now. :) Yes, believe it or not, I am quite the well mannered girl...now.
On the way to the program Mason coughed so hard again that he puked up his dinner. Nice...so he was the smelly kid in the program...sticky too.
Yesterday I was in my room and I hear this crash in the kitchen and a voice from Kyle, "uh Mom, I just spilled my chocolate milk on the floor." Good thing I hadn't mopped. I've just decided not to mop for like 10 more years. Why? They're just going to keep spilling things. The same day we get in the car and Kyle looks at me and says again with his sweet little voice and massive baby blues, "uhhhh Mom, I just dumped my orange juice in your purse." Nice...this is why I don't have anything nice. Why would I? Maybe when I'm 40...maybe.
I just take it all in stride...they are all such a mess, but I oh how I love them and wouldn't trade any of them. I wouldn't mind a little more free time, but oh well...maybe someday.
On the way to the program Mason coughed so hard again that he puked up his dinner. Nice...so he was the smelly kid in the program...sticky too.
Yesterday I was in my room and I hear this crash in the kitchen and a voice from Kyle, "uh Mom, I just spilled my chocolate milk on the floor." Good thing I hadn't mopped. I've just decided not to mop for like 10 more years. Why? They're just going to keep spilling things. The same day we get in the car and Kyle looks at me and says again with his sweet little voice and massive baby blues, "uhhhh Mom, I just dumped my orange juice in your purse." Nice...this is why I don't have anything nice. Why would I? Maybe when I'm 40...maybe.
I just take it all in stride...they are all such a mess, but I oh how I love them and wouldn't trade any of them. I wouldn't mind a little more free time, but oh well...maybe someday.
posted by Larissa at
9:14 PM
7 Comments:
Just be glad it was orange juice and not puke!! I have realized there is no point in cleaning my house or car. Why, it will only get destroyed 10 minutes later!! But at least you are patient with them. That's all that matters! If you need free time just drop them off w/ me. Three more won't hurt!!
I love these stories. This stuff always is happening to me. I'm not the mom that seems to have it all together. I am instead the mom with my kid's breakfast on my shoulder or back. Still laughing about poor Mason's gas.
I have a squirmy, loud, obnoxious, wild, sometimes out of control child; you have a smelly one and a clutzy one. Glad to know none of us have perfect children!!!!
I TOTALLY HEAR YA on the clean thing. I have cleaned Ty's room and closet the last time until we move! Its clean for all of thirty minutes, maybe if we are gone! Also the same on the kitchen floor. I can't wait to see pics of your new niece! Post when you can! I plan on going up tomorrow afternoon. Please tell her I am thinking about her and just want to give her a little space. We have our ladies retreat tonight and will be done around noon so I will head up there then, maybe even bring her a vanilla cream if she is nice ;)
Yeah... I know those days.. You can't even get upset anymore. Kids will be kids... :)
And I am with you... I would'e laughed til I puke up dinner...
Jenn
Ok I can't relate yet, but those were some great stories. I would have been laughing w/ Madi. One day this will be very funny, and a few years ago you would have needed to leave the room you would be laughing so hard!
Jenny
It was hilarious. I tried not to laugh because Madi was laughing so hard, I didn't want to encourage her. Anyway. It was funny!! I was telling Lan about it afterwards.
PS, Tell Suzanne congrats for me.
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